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  Watchtower view in 1926 - "In Paradise Witnesses will fly around like Superman does!!!" What??

  by Witness 007 in

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  it's a bird...it's a plane....it's.......a jehovahs witness???

  golden age aug 25 1926 p.751 "negative gravitation...you may have wondered how accidents will be avioded in christs kingdom....scientists tell us there is enough atomic energy in one fingernail to propel a battleship.

  the people of the future may carry alittle of this power with them.

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  Witness 007

  I can imagine teenage Witnesses in 1926 getting excited and making red capes for themselves!

  Even for 1926 this was pretty dumb.....you could say that a turd has enough "energy" to power a whole city but that does not make it so.
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  Jehovah's Witnesses Take Pride In Being Ignorant

  by minimus in

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  2. friends

  witnesses love to say they are in the best school available---the theocratic ministry school.

  witnesses don't want you to express research on a subject when giving a comment during a meeting.

  just read verbatim what is in the paragraph.

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  Yeah The Watchtower is a very Scientific journal.....like the articles from the 60's on how "Dinousars may have been on Noahs ark" and human organ transplants patients retain the personality of the donor......good stuff!!!
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  Jehovah's Witnesses Take Pride In Being Ignorant

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  witnesses love to say they are in the best school available---the theocratic ministry school.

  witnesses don't want you to express research on a subject when giving a comment during a meeting.

  just read verbatim what is in the paragraph.

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  Witness 007

  Sounds like Oompa is DEFENDING the Witnesses!!!!!!!!! How hard did he hit his head??????
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  so what have i missed???

  by oompa in

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  been very self absorbed for awhilel....shame on me!!

  but i called that crazy canadian chick the other day....god i love her voice and personality...and if you ever get to call or see mouthy...go for it!!!

  !...she has more life in her now than i ever will.

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  Witness 007

  Scary to think if you refused blood you would be dead right now.....your life is saved!
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  so what have i missed???

  by oompa in

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  been very self absorbed for awhilel....shame on me!!

  but i called that crazy canadian chick the other day....god i love her voice and personality...and if you ever get to call or see mouthy...go for it!!!

  !...she has more life in her now than i ever will.

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  Witness 007

  Welcome back Mate! Hope your well.
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  Somebody bite on the **Daniel 5:25 NWT-Cross Reference Why Half Shekel? Not half mene?**

  by itsibitsybrainbutbigenoughtosmellarat in

  1. watchtower
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  i wanna talk about this more....please.

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  Witness 007

  American dollar has lost it's value so they had some "new light."
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  Homeopothy

  by cofty in

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  Witness 007

  Smelly Farts bring my mood down, while chamomile scented candles fill me with positve energy.....is that what were talking about?
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  Favorite quote from 2011 School for Ministerial Servants

  by iamwhoiam in

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  "let's see a show of hands of those who know that the end is very close (everyone raises thier hands while looking around at each other).

  excellent!...we know this because we have a whole-hearted faith in the faithful and discreet slave don't we?".

  no explanation needed .

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  All the Wannabe Elders put two hands up and cheered!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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  Some observations from the KM Elder School I wanted to share with you.

  by miseryloveselders in

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  my school was a couple weeks back, and it was interesting to a degree.

  to be honest with you, it reminded me of a police crime scene investigation with yellow tape.

  what i mean is, in one respect it was business as usual.

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  Witness 007

  Nice....they want all Elders children to be Window Cleaners and scrub toilets for a living.....friggin cult!
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  Governing Body photo

  by besty in

  1. watchtower
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  does anyone with phostoshop skillz care to amend this photo to make it more accurate?

  25% of these dudes are dead already..... .

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  Witness 007

  Tese men cant die before Armagedon according to the new "generation" doctrine.....there are NO REPLACEMENTS!!